It has been a busy week in the field, uncharacteristically so for what is often a quiet time of the year. It started with my 6 year old stumbling across a health eating page on the CBBC website. For over an hour he was continually running up and down stairs asking about growing various things that he had seen on the site. Once I figured out the cause of the excitement, we went up to field to see what we could find.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover a few decent sized sweet potatoes that had been grown completely outdoors from slips I propagated myself. There were parsnips and carrots and kale aplenty. We also lifted a few Jerusalem artichokes, which seem to have done particularly well this year. He was somewhat disappointed we didn’t have any potatoes – I don’t grow them. But we have a small yield of some of my potato substitutes –ulluco , and a very promising crop of oxalis tuberosum.
Perhaps I should explain my reluctance to grow potatoes. It’s not that I despise or dislike them, in fact I am an avid consumer of the solanum tuberosum. I is a very high yielding plant – one reason why it is grown so much around the world. It is good at cleaning the ground, by suppressing weeds with its copious top growth. A very useful plant, but also a very hungry one.
So there’s my first reason for not growing it– you have to replace all that the plant takes out of the soil. For someone experimenting with low input systems that’s a challenge. A second reason is disease, especially blight. Now there are resistant varieties like the Sarpo derivatives that are good in this respect, and could be grown organically, but they just don’t taste the same and their cooking characteristics are a bit odd. You get crumbly soft outer with a hard inner. My third reason is simply that there are lots of potatoes grown locally, I can easily swap some of my produce for spuds if I wanted. Moreover consider should there be a real collapse in the potato crop for some reason, I’ll still have plenty of other stuff to substitute and keep going. If I grew a decent patch of potatoes too I’m sure I would lose them like everyone else in that dire scenario.
I have already alluded to some of the alternatives I am experimenting with. Historically in Europe before the arrival of the potato, bulbous rooted chervil was a widely grown staple. These days only a dedicated few have even heard of it. I have yet to grow any, but I have sourced a small amount of seed. Parsnips were a huge favourite in Jersey before the Royal Fluke took a hold. Other candidates I want to try out as potato alternatives include yakon and mashua.
After Harry’s education in the field, and with a stretch of dry weather I have been hand preparing beds for the last 3 days. Tiring work is an understatement, but completely necessary as I need space ready to plant more garlic and my big bag of saved shallots. They go in early in the year –any time from the solstice in fact.
The other feature of the last few days has been the cold nights due to the lack of cloud cover. This is also very welcome, though I might say otherwise when treading out at 7am on the crisp white grass. Many important plant need a cold period -notably raspberries and strawberries, and many people swear parsnips taste better after they have had a good frost. Plant botany is fascinating stuff. Frosty weather can also help in controlling past and diseases, especial the migratory visitors – a useful feature of those of us who eschew chemicals in our growing.
What has all this got to do with Clarkson? Well he recently gave an interview on Radio 5 live. He was asked about baling out the car industry in America. This part of his response was fascinating. ‘the politicians know just how catastrophic it is going to be, and just think well there’s nothing we can do so we’re just going to not bother telling them… fiddle around, drop the interest rate….I believe we are heading towards The End of Days, economically speaking, and that you’d better get yourself an allotment, personally.’ You can hear it here http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7766
So now I have visions of the Top Gear team test driving two-wheel tractors, racing rotavators and debating the merits of the modern Austrian scythe versus the traditional Northumbrian model and the old heavy curved ash handled type.
À bétôt

